groucho-murx
GrouchoMurx
groucho-murx

The law frowns on forms of protest that actually work to effect change. For some reason, it’s illegal to lynch fascists.

Protests are not meant to be orderly, cordoned-off events. Yes, sometimes traffic gets blocked. Sometimes business gets disrupted. Don’t do that kind of thing to protest your favorite band breaking up, but protesting Cheetolini? Hell yes! MLK, modernity’s favorite protester now viewed with rose-colored glasses,

You actually believe her apology?

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

THIS.

Recline away. That bump you feel in the middle of your back? That’s my knees. No, I don’t plan on moving them. Enjoy.

The headline of this article does not jive with the content, which further reinforces why certain folks should stop throwing around vernacular popularized by black people while not fully grasping what they mean.

So long Spanos. Don’t let the Gates hit you in the ass on your way out.

Who would ever want to live in San Diego if there’s no perennial 8-8 NFL team there? It’s like hell on earth.

It’s really weird. I graduate law school in ‘08 (i fucking know, right?!?) and I remember being really angry long before then because I realized how much the Baby Boomers had fucked my generation.

Every other show on HGTV has this plot. The other half of HGTV shows are “people are looking for a house, what will they buy.” That’s it. That is every show on the channel.

I’m going to go ahead and continue to make fun of anyone that spends $4 mil on plastic surgery to make themselves look like a cat.

This is all part of the normalizing of the extreme right. At some point we, as a society, decided that we would abide by this type of discourse and ideology. There will come a time, if we don’t stop it now, that it will be as common as the weather report and it will be taken for granted that it’s the new normal. It

Your whiteness is showing.

I’d hate to lose a historic building, but if the cabinet ever meets at Trump Tower, one well placed artillery shell will rid the country of an ugly building and some of it’s worst citizens.

Were any of the bystanders wearing safety pins, though? That’s how you can tell who will support and defend their persecuted minority countrymen have an eggnog latte and an air of indifference to the suffering of those around them.

It’s a picture of him posing with his wax mannequin self. Take it down a notch.