First they came for the sheriffs.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Do you want the answer you already have in your head repeated back to you, or do you want to start a long-winded argument with an anonymous internet commenter?

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

Yomamastan.

This election is over. The news stations should cut away to some other country’s election, like in a March Madness first round blowout game.

Clinton vs. Trump is a 1 vs a 16. It’s not even close to fair.

We are so grateful in the UK that you knocked Brexit to the “And finally...” section of the 2016 history books.

At least she didn’t call it a Five Pillared Plan.

Fucking Johnson!

I don’t want it to happen but I kind of do.

I can’t skip breakfast.

Put that fist down, motherfucker. It don’t belong to you.

It’s like the worst ever elf on a shelf. (Who also happens to be another tiny, creepy, judgemental bastard. FUCK YOU EMILIO! I WAS A GOOD GIRL LAST YEAR AND I DESERVED THAT BLOW TORCH BUT CHRISTMAS MORNING COMES AROUND AND WHAT DON’T I GET? MY GODDAMNED BLOW TORCH HAVE YOU HAD CREME BRÛLÉE MADE UNDER A BROILER…

“I happen to know that they didn’t even make champagne in 1992, so Donald Trump couldn’t have spilled champagne on some woman, who was probably on fire anyways from the lies she was telling on Mr. Trump. Also, women weren’t allowed to work in the 90's, so this whole story line about Donald Trump being mad at Ivana for…

Who knows? It is entirely possible that they have the basic social and cognitive skills to turn a profit from a vast mountain of wealth?

I am ready for this to be a national discussion. Yes let’s take inventory of all the ways both of these men have been predatory beasts. 

According to my research at Breitbart, apologizing for this should make him a “cuck”, a “beta”, and a “PC SJW”.

Billy would be the fall guy in this particular conspiracy. I think it hinges on him knowing that NBC has the tapes and that a story is coming at some point. Let’s also say that a conspiracy world version of him has spent much of his Hollywood earnings and perhaps has an overmortgaged house. Now, he has to worry about…

I don’t really give two fucks who leaked it. Doesn’t change the fact that this oompa-loompa ass clown would think that saying this out loud would seem like a good idea. Doesn’t matter who’s company you’re in.