Here’s a sentence I never thought I would write:

I used to work for a basketball agent that specialized in placing players in Europe. Basketball and race in Europe are very complicated.

Will he not be a child molester in the 2018 season?

Principle Hobbs later expanded further on Runkles appeal:

Next stop, Ivanka (and that’s where Donald gets out)

Why are they all drinking iced tea?

“We need to promote the idea that women are as passionate about eSports as men... ideas?”

Why couldn’t he have just assaulted a woman? He’d be back on the playing field tomorrow.

Considering you get the money from the additional two sellouts, the playoff merchandise, the advertising dollars during home broadcasts, the advertising for the special “inside the playoffs” shows on local television and the additional media attention, this is a no-brainer.

After all of that, it came down to Biofrost’s bubble. In real time I found myself screaming at the TV “THE BUBBLE!”

I love that Westbrook claims not to care about individual stats and says winning is the most important thing:

A brilliant plan where the murderer staged the scene by barricading the cell door from the inside and then escaped out the... oh, shit, nevermind.

Yeah... Fuck ‘em

The Premier League wants protection from Brexit, UK Universities want protection from Brexit, London finance firms want protection from Brexit...

Common error?

She now dates a Marine sergeant and said that most of the male Marines she knew were just as disgusted by the photo sharing as she was.

Only the top three are viable options.

I come not to make peace, but with a sword

I’ve been to Bayonne new Jersey. Trust me, the Muslim community probably appreciate not having to be there.

I once “invented” a spork that also had a serrated edge so it could serve as a knife as well.