What the fuck are you bitching about? This is amazing and a very fitting mascot for a double A ball club located in the great state of Florida.

That’s interesting. All the city parking people I’ve dealt with here in Los Angeles have been quite nice and generally helpful. 

Have you considered parking legally?

Do you think garbagemen want to pick up garbage?

Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

I do have an explanation, and it’s racist to assume that a skinny kid in the middle of the street wearing a cross country uniform is trying to steal your wife and her purse. That is a perfectly reasonable conclusion to come to. You can’t even come up with another conclusion.

“I’d rather die on my feet, than live sitting in my car.” - Emiliano Zapata, probably

“Hey, what’s wrong with this crowd? I’m dying up here”

A white man got out of his car to assault a skinny black kid wearing the clear uniform of a runner because he thought the black kid was going to steal his wife’S purse and kidnap her. I’m not sure how you come to any conclusion other than, yes, there is a racial component to the white guy assuming the skinny black…

Not to mention that no one said “your ground” was just under you. It could be under that kid over there and moving as he moves.

yeah, I have a few stories like that too. Playing pick up ball in a “nice” neighborhood was always a risk. I was handcuffed and detained for about a half hour because I “fit the description” of a person suspected of breaking into nearby houses. I was 16, and no more than 5'7 160 lbs. The guy they were looking for…

It’s safe to say it’s racist to see a skinny child out on a jog in public and immediately assume he’s going to steal your shit

I’m black. When I was like 12 or 13 or so I played baseball in the summer. One day after a game a group of us went out for pizza after the game. After ordering a few of us went outside to toss the ball for a few minutes in the parking lot. A few minutes into tossing the ball we heard a loud tapping on a window near…

Look, how are you going to stand your ground if you’re sitting in a car?

Okay, cool. The treatment of women and minorities in fiction is not worth talking about and is never emblematic of larger issues in the real world. Art should never be scrutinized for what it might tell us about the world we live in.

Wylliebensraum

15 yard penalty for making it weird.

How dare you let a laptop neglect your children.

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.

“Terrorism declared legal for white people.”