Gina Rodriguez is that social media friend who won’t stop gushing about her “King”, then 3 months later cross posts a cryptic message from Instagram like

lol dad looked like persona non grata in that hug

Yes! Etsy paid Jezebel $7,000,000 to write this post! And they threw in one of each item! Everything is secretly sponcon! Trust no one!

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

Actually, Greathouse, there was still an overwhelming discrimination in orchestra blind interviews. It wasn’t until they carpeted the floor so you couldn’t hear the women’s heels (in addition to the screens), that the gender representation started to equal out.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Actual studies suggest that Milwaukee is tied with Detroit for #1 and way ahead of Atlanta.

I’ve always known you were a truth truther.

I don’t care about that! The reason to tell the truth is not that it might accomplish some strategic political goal like defeating a particular candidate. The reason to tell the truth is that it is the truth.

Calling this team a “sleeper” was certainly one way of inviting Jameis Winston to fuck it.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Title Nein

If those Trojan players had any sense of shame, they’d all agree to take a huge pay cut.

What’s your point? Given the climate in the country - non-stop shootings of unarmed black men by police, an openly racist presidential candidate, and increasingly frequent public displays of racism - why wouldn’t these kids want to protest what happened at their campus? It’s an expression that they’re not going to…

I’ve never understood what the problem is with peeing in the shower. The drain goes to the sewer and you’re saving a flush without having pee water sit in your bathroom for ages.

Ah, so you’re this guy, huh?

No kidding. Sports *again*?!

He’s a friar.

“If they make mistakes, you know, it’s not like they’re professionals. They’re just amateurs. Kids, really. Young, young boys. So young, these boys. Anyway, what were we talking about?”