New column idea: menage or nah

So was this a menage or nah

In a way, it’s an understandable side effect of our chemical-laden, increasingly dangerous world. I don’t necessarily blame people who get on all-natural/ organic/ homeopathic/ what-did-the-wise-native-people-eat kicks.

I actually have a hopeful story.

This is the raging of people who don’t like being challenged. They are so insecure in the strength of their ideas that they think being challenged is akin to being “canceled.” As you say, even the people who have lost their platforms (as, for example, national news hosts with audiences in the millions) still command…

Isn’t this key, though? It’s the ever-present threat that she (both of them really) might suddenly find themselves on the wrong side of the line that motivates this rage at the people they are scared to identify with.

Is this a sarcastic joke about how the conspiracy theories around her impending suicide are getting increasingly unhinged? 

It never ceases to amaze me how much we continue to learn about COVID-19 and all the effects it can have on your body, regardless of who you are. “Well, most kids come out just fine” seems to be true today. Will it be true in 6 months? 

I have a great deal of trouble working through all these thoughts, because I had sexual experiences in my teenage years with older men and I LOVED it. I don’t think these experiences messed me up; I am in a healthy marriage now and I don’t feel any lingering negative effects. Maybe I’m just lucky. I don’t want to say…

WAWA COFFEE FOR LIFE 

I disagree. Prison reform doesn’t mean nobody goes to prison anymore, unless you are a hardcore abolitionist. Its a complicated topic.

Like, I get this is half-joking, but all of the breathless “HOW LONG DOES SHE HAVE TO LIVE” talk is frankly a huge distraction from the much more interesting gossip at hand.

I just wanna say, you are making a huge assumption about the degree to which he knows how to use that gun. He may have done nothing except accidentally shoot his own wife.

This is something that drives me crazy. The odds that all of these guys are very handsome, good actors, and genetically predisposed to keep full, luxurious heads of hair? Not likely!

I have a Lucky brand shirt that I’ve had for many years and have worn almost to tatters. I bought it from a Buffalo Exchange for about $15. I later saw the exact same shirt in a Lucky store for like $79. Not a price I would pay for a casual shirt. I think I laughed out loud.

I just think, in general, those of us who don’t use social media as a major creative or social outlet, or a significant resource (or crutch), tend not to understand those who do. After all, she is a performer and even non-name performers often use their social media as an extension of their brand in some way.

I have always been under the impression that Equity insurance was pretty solid. Is that not the case? 

I just don’t see this as “extraordinary haste.” Epstein was arrested a year ago (today!) presumably after a lot of investigation. Extraordinary haste would have been arresting Maxwell at the same time based on all the innuendo and then trying to squeeze information out of her. I have a feeling the ducks are in a row…

I’d hate to tell this guy what happens when an article gets published and you HAVEN’T followed up with interested parties to get input. Then the tweet is “fuck Kotaku for running an article about my friend without asking me to confirm/give a quote, don’t they know how journalism works.”

This is what some folks refuse to understand. (I don’t want to say they “can’t,” because they can, they just refuse.)