You can get paid for that? Here I've been doing it for free like a sucker!

Addendum: 4: To relive some nostalgia of a game I enjoy, but not nearly enough to go through the trouble of digging out my Dreamcast to replay. Looking at you Shenmue.

I bet Obama would have reversed it, pushed Austin to bound off the ropes and straight into his finisher, the Affordable Pain Act.

That's close enough, an izuna drop or two is all I ask to feel alive!

Damn skippy, I honestly haven't been into games much the past couple years, but if it's got the same devs I'm more than willing to give it a shot. I'm glad I clicked on this Gameological!

Really? Does anyone else corroborate this sentiment? Not trying to be a dick, at all, but Ninja Gaiden (assuming you mean the Xbox & 360/PS3 games) is my all time favorite series (I bought From Software's forgettable Ninja Blade hoping for NG-like gameplay), and I am, after tax season, all too ready to buy any kind of…

"Oh, Mutherfuckin' Crab Goddess. We're here on sacred Crab Mountain for you to tell us your will. What we truckin' today?" - Big Mutherfuckin' Crab Truckers Player Handbook, 1st edition.

"You're going to want to attach your clamp right above the elbow, this will help prevent to much liquid leaking out over you. But now onto some helpful plumbing advice…"

Any advice for interacting with her?

Storm-Magneto-Sentinel where the endgame is to not have any friends.

Look we're not saying you're all bad, but you're from a part of the world where some campers get mauled, we just need to get a process in place for allowing the right bears* into the U.S.
*Note: Polar bears are the right bears, for obvious reasons.

He is so smart! He is so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean the biased and very dishonest media is now saying he mispeled smrt. Sad!

*swigs a quick couple belts of scotch* Put me in coach! I'm ready to go.

"I may not have been able to complete community college, but I share the same skin pigmentation as some other people who have done worthwhile things. BOW BEFORE ME."

You have to get their premium membership for that.

I read that as "various alligators," and I thought: About damn time, the repeated negative comparison to the Trump cabinet has probably really riled up the Crocodilia advocacy groups.

I think Fallon gives more of a tusslejob.

I honestly can't fathom what it would take for the current GOP to actually condemn the man (actually, not just issue meaningless statements), much less impeach and remove him. He's just too useful an idiot: completely disinterested in actual governance, willing to sign basically anything, easily manipulated, and the…

I think AV Club screwed up the headline, shouldn't it be "Read John Oliver Get Totally EVISCERATED By Trump Fatigue," instead?

An incomprehensible shriek or scream seems to be the preferred nomenclature. Or, as written out (in American English): ARJHAGJAJRUHAEWHKAEUTHJKLRWEJKLRAN