WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CARTOON ADAPTATION.

Received: Final Draft 10 for windows. Makes me feel legit. 'n shit. Plus I can toss out the note cards that have been cluttering my studio apartment.
Gave: A new copy of "Penguin Pete" to my infant nephew. It really is a thrill to be able to pass along a book that I was enamored with as a youngin' to a new person.…

An ottoman for an ottoman makes the whole world… surprisingly comfortable. Plus added storage!

Trump would just tweet "Dishonest media trying to paint racial epithets in bad light! So wrong! Meant to celebrate culture!" and CNN would host an hour-long panel to discuss whether racial slurs are actually a bad thing.

With that rationale, we'll soon be indiscriminately kicking every red, black and yellow snake off of planes because we can't be sure they're not coral snakes.
That's not the America I want to live in.

If I'm being honest, I totally Congo for another Mortal Kombat movie.

Agreed. I'd be willing to accept a LOT of hokey dialogue if they include a haunting Hans Zimmer-esque score, though.

"What a load of… wait, McGuffin's Universal Theorem… computer! Run that equation but set the X value to… <3."

Oh no, don't do it! Don't do it! DON'T! AH GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! THE COUNTRY IS BROKEN IN DAMN HALF, KING!

And even if, as some people, tremendous people predict, Trump gets impeached and removed within his first term, then we've got Pence. Mike Pence with those conditions is arguably even scarier.

"And I will give you the keys of the Kingdom of Heaven. Whatever you forbid on earth will be forbidden in heaven, and whatever you permit on earth will be permitted LIVE THIS SUNDAY AT WWE VENGENANCE! Presented live on Pay-Per-View by Chef Boyardee! Feed the need!"
Though I may be getting my passages mixed up. It's…

It's welcoming to know that children of every background enjoy anthropomorphic mammals that run fast.