Yes. Sis was pretending to subvert wedding convention, all the while screaming “ME! ME! ME!”

The bride is far more gracious than I would’ve been if my sister said she wanted to be the center of attention at my wedding, which is exactly what you’re saying when you say you want to wear a T-rex costume to be someone’s Maid of Honor because TECHNICALLY they said you could wear “whatever you wanted” and that’s…

To be honest, I think the sister (the one getting married) comes off as the true hero of the story here. Wearing that costume was guaranteed to siphon attention away from the bridal couple for as long as it was on, and I’m pretty skeptical of the intentions of someone who would do that at someone’s wedding (or any…

He’s your fucking daddy, troll.  That’s who the fuck he is, got it?

You must be a very young gay man if you think there’s anything controversial about sensing Travolta is gay.

I loved your comment even though I disagree.  I don’t think you can tell Tramp’s age just by looking at him and how DARE you call him less attractive!  LOL.

I am so tired of Hollywood pairing older men with younger women as if there is no other pairing that exists.

The loss of LVP to RHOBH is more than likely an improvement, but the loss of Bethenny to RHONY is catastrophic. The show hit its zenith when she returned to the cast, and she’s best queen bee on any franchise. Her absence leaves a power vacuum, and I imagine that next season we’ll see Luann and Ramona vying for the…

There is that.

It wasn’t Dr. Pepper but I had this one limited-edition Lip Smacker tube for 15+ years. It was my backup-backup chapstick all the way from elementary school to post-college, and finally died a noble (and melty) death by running out a year or two ago.

There is no way to overstate how important the Dr Pepper Lip Smackers was to me as a pre-teen & teen. Brittany Murphy didn’t really have anything to do with it (it’s more to do with Taylor Hanson, who once said that Diet Dr Pepper was his fave soda, and subsequently sent me straight into the arms of a pretty severe -…

not nearly enough characters dedicated to ray lewis killing a guy

“robust build” ma’am where? let’s not get carried away. also, justice for the 4th nipple! hope that one’s inside the magazine...

Non-New York Post links:

Someone trying to pretend they got that “herpes-related lip cold sore” on their face from a Sephora....

That “smile” looks a bit forced...

I’m going with:

it’s called “last christmas” and she has a disease so she probably dies. also the dude appears mysteriously so he’s an angel. she goes to hell for worshiping the pagan yule.

“half Black and half Sicilian” and 100% redundant .......... (movie reference jokes w/people I don’t know are risky, I know this)

It is a segue into the topic though - there are dozens of other slurs that are used for those with Italian heritage, by those with Italian heritage, etc.

What’s Dietrich got to do with it? Marlene stayed married to her husband Rudi for 50 years, though after just two years,their relationship became more like brother and sister; she bought a California ranch for Rudi and his mistress (that word trivializes the woman who was really his 2nd wife) and she had a series of…