No mention of young David Duchovny and his hair?

In between, can she be the new Columbo?

So here’s the thing about that.

Okay... but how often do you see articles on Whoopi Goldberg that refer to her as Caryn Johnson? We should respect the name he’s chosen to go by.

I mean, the Kylie thing definitely made me do an Insta doubletake when I first saw it, but she also said it’s her friend’s favorite show in the whole world. They’re like, 20. I dunno, man. I can’t get too worked up about this one. 

History leaves out how he somehow turned into Thomas Jefferson during intermission.

In no iteration of our complex multiverse do they exist as “handmaids”- they’re the Serenas of this story!

I am all “goodbye, Lisa!”

Never been to a comic con Q and A I take it?

Imagine your worst ideas of Q and A and then multiply it by a thousand. Inane bullshit declarations of love, borderline and over the border superiority complexes of knowing more about some comic characters bathroom habits, shit requests for selfies in front of thousands,…

“This is really more of a comment than a question...”

The former was a stroll? How many years did you train to get your body into shape to do those marathons?

He has never phoned in a performance in his entire life, and I absolutely love him.

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He wasn’t driving in that accident.
Neither he nor anyone else in his vehicle was responsible for the accident, so I”m not sure why you’d think he shouldn’t drive anymore.
I wouldn’t drive a Bugatti in NYC so I can’t answer this one.
Again, why shouldn’t he be allowed to drive??

“We were both turning right” is a weird explanation if Tracey Morgan’s car is in the far right lane and you turn into him. I do NOT respect a 2 million dollar car, that purchase is nonsense, but if it were me and my shitty ass car in this situation I would also yell.

I think she treats humans the same way. She has some kind of saint complex. I’ve known quite a few people like this. You think oh cool, look at this amazing supportive person! How great. Then you realize everything is contractual, if someone doesn’t genuflect correctly the flip is switched. It’s a weird, subtle, slow…

Contrary to the wishes of just about everyone: Lindsay Lohan is recording new music. [Instagram]

I’m not sure it counts as “raiding” when you’re the showrunner and invested so much of your own money into the early days of the wardrobe & prop budget. I sincerely hope that Levy the Elder took that MASSIVE oil painting of the family, because that’s probably the best single prop on the show.

Russian Doll would lose all of its well deserved meaning and accolades if they tried to do a second season.  I would like to see the same team + more create an entirely new story, still women focused and inclusive of platonic relationships with men.

I don’t get the use of this image to illustrate this issue -- the word #ad is the first word, not to mention all the appropriate warning language. And, she regularly mentions getting Botox on her show, so... Your issue is with celebrity spokespeople? Or advertising in general? Or... I get that this generates clicks…