Love the 25 point font. On top of all his other failings, he’s too vain to admit he needs glasses. Many people say he has great vision. More and more all the time. The best seeing!

First of all, 10 inches is horrifying. There’s no need for it. NO USE, I SAY, on an already obsolete instrument. Like when Tarantino and Eli Roth team up. But why? Aren’t you grotesque enough individually?

she was, this was a few years ago.

My dogs have 850 square feet of air conditioned luxury complete with a king size bed, flat screen TVs, modern appliances, and a spacious yard. They let me live here too, so it’s pretty cool. 

Let the Kitty breathe!

Sleeping on a towel seems like more trouble than sleeping in undies. It’s just going to roll up, bunch under your hip, and end up grooving deep marks into your thighs and butt so you look like you spent the night snoozing on a Shelob web.

They didn’t, though.

OMG I forgot that he was absent as well. Degrassi’s resident bad boi but also soft boi 😪

The blotchiness! I like going to classes (in theory now since I’ve been “meaning to go back” for the last 3 years), but inevitably someone will stare at my wide-eyed with concern and ask “ARE YOU OK?!” Yes, it’s just my face, thanks, I’m not stroking out. And this is at the warm up.

Thank you, Amy, for wearing normal fucking clothes to the gym. Remember when you used to just wear, like, pants or shorts and a sweaty t? Not an ensemble?

It’s like when people comment on Dirt Bag saying “Who is that person? I don’t even know who that is.” If you don’t know, Google. Then comment.

Let this be a lesson to all people of twitter.

I loved her hair in this season. They all had really good hair in this season.

You guys should make a rule that only people who have seen the film should comment on film reviews.

I don’t think the headline was meant to be taken seriously.

It’s right at the top of every article:

You may change your mind about this as you age.

I know we only have 60 seconds here, but hot damn CARRIE FISHER is in an episode! Worth a mention! And she calls Carrie a prostitute and verbally abuses her assistant Vince Vaughn and it is amazing!

You’re free to fuck off over to Gizmodo or wherever men feel comfortable.