I honestly feel like the bar for some people is, “If you’re a man, and you make a mistake, you’re excommunicated.”

I’ve heard people are totally ready to cancel Bateman since his apology. I feel like we are failing to distinguish between the men who commit sexual assault and the rest of the male population.

Uhh... ok.

The too many doors thing is obviously it. Did anyone in the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory die in a mass shooting?

From the headline, I was like “What???? This guy???”

Look, Lil Tay is a true culture influencer, ok?

A source tells E! the two “met through friends at a dinner party and hit it off” earlier this year. Said another source, “He was a billionaire. She, uh, wasn’t. Can I make it any more obvious?”

The manner in which Arianna Grande has handled this atrocity is nothing short of a masterclass in professionalism. She makes me proud to be an American and she makes me proud of younger Americans. Other lesser human beings would have milked the teet of this tragedy for sympathy, clicks and sales. She was pitch…

Not a huge stan or anything, but watching her perform this song at the One Love Manchester concert following the attack is . She had the audience doing most of the singing, you can kinda tell she is gonna tear up as soon as its over.

Some of the work we love both of them for is in movies with terrible scripts (not to mention terrible acting!). It’s a different cultural-aesthetic experience from going to see a Black Panther or a Call Me By Your Name in pursuit of a high-level work of art. It’s just a big messy nostalgia-soaked love bomb.

Someone in the comment section mentioned drinking. Which might be the best way to watch this movie.

They still let you ride nonstop on the Cyclone. It’s murder on the back, but we took my kid brother there maybe 4-5 years ago on a weekday and got to ride the thing several times without getting off. A good many of the other rides weren’t yet open so it was probably about this time of year—mid-May. It’s nice to see…

I got married at Coney Island. We had a parade down the boardwalk (picking up a few random strangers along the way) and we exchanged our vows under the Wonder Wheel. Deno’s asked for a nominal fee, which covered closing the Wheel to the public briefly for the ceremony and tickets for all of our guests to ride the…

Sorry to be a Debbie downer but you would have to be in a very small room with Snoop constantly smoking in order to get any kind of a contact high.Or a small to medium sized room with multiple people.

“Saved by Hulu,” the name of your sex tape.

BJ Novack and Bobby Flay.

I think just about any musical that builds on already existing non-showtunes songs is bad. I also hated Moulin Rouge for this reason.

I’ll probably get flamed for this, but Mama Mia is a shitty musical. It sucks. I even like ABBA! But, goddamn is this shit trite.

What isn’t going to kill us? I mean, I get cigarettes are absolutely worth avoiding, but who the hell can keep up with everything else that is gonna give us cancer or dementia or a disease that will make us grow unicorn horns?