I think our next behind closed ovens should feature commenters not getting super obvious jokes.

(truly shocked the Welch’s juice girl ‘Why not both?’ gif hasn’t surfaced)

What will it be called? “Kardiscourse: A Jenner-al Discussion of all things Kardashian”?

Kardashoins.

Is this like ... their currency? An alien race? I am fascinated.

I walked past my neighbor’s house at some point last week and she was watching it live!

Same. Plus...Karyn misspelled two names in Dirt Bag this morning! (Rachel Roy and Cara Delevingne)

Hey, he went on to do cameos on Pretty Little Liars!!!!!

If anyone anywhere ever tried to give me white zinfandel, I would rip their throat out and eat it.

Is that what was decided after the intended narrative didn’t catch on? LOL nice try.

But is it satire? I don’t get the impression that the author is mocking people who hold the belief that people with certain body types should not be allowed to wear certain articles of clothing. Seems more like she honestly has these beliefs and she’s just trying to be snarky about it. Also, it’s just not very funny?

You guys are really out for Uber, huh? Continue on with the scare capaign as much as you like, but could you maybe want to write an article about how to maybe make riding an uber/lyft/taxi safer for your readers who use them instead of unfairly targeting this one single company and going “OMG RAPE CARS”.

And frankly, erasure is more insulting to this history there, then letting it evolve. Naming it something completely different because of what happened there would be like saying “This never happened here. We will deny this ever happened here. Nothing happened here.”

3 am in my house isn’t one-on-one time, it’s stare at him while he snores and I can’t sleep and slowly become more enraged time.

8. Beachy waves

“We know Rose to be an intelligent and thoughtful child, and believe she would be well-suited to enroll in an academic setting more geared to homebound students, perhaps an online program as we have discussed in the past.”

So you're saying I'm not the only one who secretly and shamefully sang along to "Stars Are Blind"

Thank you! I was wondering why no-one had pointed that out yet

This is my very favorite part of the whole situation. The rest=EWW.

I feel the need to share a musical theatre photo just to counteract the pics of all you show-offs who were punks:

UHM, WHO IS THE HEART THROB AT 1:04?!