This is my general feeling. And furthermore—spoiler alert—we are all going to die someday. And when I get diagnosed with cancer, I won’t be thinking “aw damn it’s cause of the coffee.” Or red M&Ms, or living in NJ, or anything else. It’ll be because my body felt like it and oh well that’s how it goes.

I’ve pretty much given up on Ryan Murphy but I just can’t resist a lil Paris is Burning. However James Van der Beek is supposedly in this and NOT in the trailer and I am disappointed.

Very excited for this one but BLECH I must be the only one who hated the trailer.

Left Bank (the bar where this happened) is down the street from “Carrie’s Apartment” on Perry, so this guy is likely not the first to order a Cosmo from there after taking himself on a lil SATC tour.

He can cook! Evidence, evidence.

Dollars to donuts she is the little girl’s mom or whatever

I am most certainly here for the feature “Fascinators: Then and Now”

Why did yesterday’s dirt bag introduce me to Lil Tay and why is this one feeding my new addiction?! You guys it’s all so awful!!

This sent me down a horrible instagram rabbit hole.

I don’t even know why I’m commenting as this will get very lost, but those updates in the tweet are from an app called Citizen which every NYer needs to download, it’s amazing.

His facebook is actually super public which seems ill-advised, and he’s not a Trumper - looks mostly like Bernie-adjacent/”they’re all bad”

Really impressed with how quickly you pulled these out

NPR has the full videos for anyone who hasn’t seen, both body cams + the infrared from the helicopter:

When Reese got pulled over and was all “Do you know who I am” it was the moment I knew I needed to party with Reese.

Follow grumpster I suppose. Many women (myself included) are the ones who write the press releases this piece scoffs at. Often at midnight through underpaid tears where I have no choice because my clients need me.

Yes this happened last year and Jez covered it:

Exactly!! Jesus! I’m like floored by this thread, I thought it was an incredible film.

That’s Roseanne

Rebecca Johnson didn’t take her husband’s position, she was just running (I think).

Yeah couldn’t he at least have found a more appetizing avocado? That thing has really been through the ringer