That is so freaky!!!

...and he told me, "Her? She's been dead for 10 years."

I found this to be a very helpful article about cleaning in general. I am a slob.

No no, not necessarily (though after re-reading that is how I come off) but that particular kind of tone and definition seems so improbable to me without modern exercise equipment.

This is probably a stupid question, but I know very little about like, exercise. But back in the day, they didn't have Zumba and resistance bands and even proper gyms to my knowledge. Could he really have gotten a BOD like that just from running, free weight training, crunches, etc?

I agree. I think from a young age to recognize that a naked body is attached to a human being, not just a facade for someone else's pleasure, is actually an important lesson.

THIS IS FASCINATING, ALSO REALLY GROSS.

Breathing on you or breathing you in?

OH BOY did I know guys like this in high school. I feel like I can smell him I know him so well. He's wearing a hunter green polo that he hasn't thrown in the hamper since he got it for Christmas 5 years ago; the tips of the collar are permanently curled under. There are pen marks on most of his belongings, especially…

Why is it so much harder for humans? I'm sure it didn't exactly feel like popping a zit for her or anything, but it seems like a few good contractions and BAM. LIFE. She didn't even take a "PHEW! Get me a cocktail!" moment. Just bidnis as usual.

Surprised the bakery is in Queens. We're the melting pot of the melting pot.

I feel weird about being like "YAAY KILL THEM!" but...

I was told that it's not recommended if you've never been pregnant, as the uterus is smaller. Is that not the case?

Oddly, I didn't even understand the commercial the first 3 times. I was like, WHY WON'T YOU LET HER LOVE YOU, RED.

Every time I see Naya Rivera lately I get a serious case of the jealous. See: A, B, C. Ugh and obviously D (tiny bit NSFW)

(trigger warning) I don't want to make my recovering ED sisters feel insecure, but 500 cals is about a spinach salad with one chicken breast, a half avocado, 2 tsp of EVOO, cucumbers, tomatoes, and additional various veggies :/ it's a very acceptable meal.

It's not just the poo-ing part of the poo. It's the eating part of the poo. This needs to be addressed.

Iiii'm totally OK with this. Makes me want to hit The Icing.

Here here. It's an interview/cover story— her publicist most definitely arranged the "where."

We didn't have to eat everything, but we did have to show our parents what our plate looked like when we were full, to be sure we didn't ignore the veggies. Good habits. However, when showing our plates we'd have to say, "Did I do good?" My mother was an English major and she made us say "Did I do good"....