And, as promised, Ellie Goulding’s little brother was returned, alive and well.

This gif shows up all the time, but this time it’s most appropriate.

Hero

How many first world countries don’t have a US extradition treaty? Is Sepp going to have to move to Russia?

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

“He ain’t no real nigga. He a white boy, he preppy, he a rich boy.”

Nick Young must be piiiiiiiiiissed

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

I hope this entire movie is like their Golden Globes bit (where they don’t know the names of the nominated movies) and they’re winging it as they go and are incredulous just to be there.

June 20 falls on a Saturday this year. What’s up with that?

“Remember when they used to just playMother, May I Sleep With Danger? and Golden Girls reruns?”

Full title-

That is the best title for a movie ever. Lifetime or otherwise.

Campy fun? What? Is this real? I’m confused... LOL

Pfft, if you go to a state school...

That’s a college fund right there.

Can’t do it. I only have one tit. Thanks, cancer!

That's not Westbrook, that's Eazy-E's ghost. I can tell because he's glowing... with AIDS.