THANK YOU FOR READING.

Fucks you randomly in the kitchen.

Well Arken here’s the thing...

CARPET.

Can someone post a top ten?

As someone who eats pork, I totally agree with MegSwan - the English language has a multitude of solutions that could have handled the situation perfectly...

To be fair, if you google Bobby Freedman now all you get is returns for “loan shark”.

I WANT MY SIMMONS BACK

The fact hot dogs aren't #1 on this list proves to me you're a pinko commie and we should paint your house red white and blue and burn it down.

More like fuck the common man.

But I'm right tho.

I was drunk.

I actually think this is the best western I've ever seen.

I'm so confused - wasn't he Defensive POY in The SEC?

Clover,

Honestly - what the every loving fuck.

Ohhhhhhkkkaaayyyyyy - now you're pushing.

Same here brother. She’ll shit a brick if I try to take down her crap and rearrange her setup so I can watch Heat, Jaws and And Justice For All in 84” awesomeness.

Same here brother. She’ll shit a brick if I try to take down her crap and rearrange her setup so I can watch Heat,…

WHERE THE FUCK CAN YOU BUY A KANGAROO?

Nope.