Clean the kitchen and give him a blowjob, when you're done with those tasks shut the fuck up.

^Exactley this^

It's corporate America. There is a huge possibility he could be a complete idiot.

So funny you wrote that. I haven’t been on ESPN since and actually plan not to.

He was there.

Hendrix & B.B. King - Like a Rolling Stone

Houston vs Atlanta is every TV networks nightmare.

I just watched the Dock Ellis documentary on Netflix!

Josh Brent got 10 games for manslaughter - BRADY is getting four for allegedly slightly tampering with equipment.

OR WINNING ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP WITH DEEZ DEFLATED BALLS - CUZ WE CAME ALL OVER YOUR FACE - SO ARE BALLS ARE DEFLATED - GET IT?

Simmons is not going to Turner.

Only NY Jets fans are worse while trash than Rangers fans.

How do you go from blowing an all star power forward to blowing a 30 pack drinking hick fishermen?

Shitty fart bag piss hole cunt sandwich.

Is this from an Adam Sandler movie?

Wait.

Here’s the problem.

To hell with you; WidowMaker19 is an avant garde masterpiece

It’s like Tom Brady and breaking the rules.

Josh Brent got 10 games for manslaughter.