Winner

China and Russia are going to dismantle us.

HE HARRASSED HER INTO THIS!

That's gold, because honestly this guy is crying in his living room after Robin Turbin's girlfriend bothered Turbin enough to get him to bother everyone on the team to sign a fucking helmet for a guy she took a photo with, cuz she liked his shitty throwback jacket?

+1

Hey Tim, how high can you safety kick a football?

I agree with him, but only in aprivate, in a musky dive bar in Murray Hill, followed by an Irish Goodbye.

Not in Adam Sandler.

Technically, Mike should actually have 5,000 plus more points due tot he two years he sat out.

Mike knows Kobe is a bitch.

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Gentlemen prefer Barca.

It's disgusting that Pac Man Jones is playing professional football and Adrian Peterson is being ostracized.

WE ARE TRYING TO WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS

Alright guys lets have some knee jerk reactions...

Yeah, Will and his editors really shut the bed there. God is a total dick in the first season of the Bible.

Is this an ad/promoted post for ESPN?

To be fair, I went from headline to video to comments, without reading one word of copy.

A funny thing a lot of people don't know about Lebron, just for kicks he usually dresses up as Where's Waldo and attends NBA games.

I have a theory that Russel Wilson is a total shithead.