Google Pacman Jones, guy makes Ray Rice look like a fucking saint.

Yo man, rent movie, make pasta, have hoes over.

Heckler Who Got Owned By Matt Kalil Says He's Going Out of Business Everything Must Press Charges

I'm not even gonna watch the video and I agree with you.

A studio Rain Man reboot is tough... Maybe Mighty Ducks 2 helmer Sam Weismann is a better fit.

Yeah.

almost... Mamet would never touch that, you were close.

No.

As a Patriots fan, my first thought was - fuck.

"He's gonna get drafted, he's gonna suck. Who gives a fucking shit, shit Stacey get in here" [throws luke warm chicken parm sandwich at TV].

Kath... You likea the juice eh?

I think it's weird Evan didn't get any other notifications in 4 hours. Kinda feel bad for him.

I knew you'd show up with all this talk about ham sandwiches.

We're wining the title this year. Everyone can suck it.

I was going to write a really foul comment, thanks for handling that for me.

Kevin won't answer your question, he's probably busy trying hats on backwards and lookin at himself in the mirror while an old Paramount first pressing copy of Pretty in Pink loops in the background on a portable DVD player. (He works on a MacBook Air).

...give a Christian a bone!

Canadians are just ultra fucking nerd burgers.

Greg, get off Deadspin your late on delivery to your clients and I don't care how good you think you are at coding, but son, you got miles of Java and Json to go.

In their entire history they have never missed the playoffs two or three seasons in a row, this is technically a big deal.