Oh for F’s sake... ‘Finally’ is the term you use in your headline? Like we have to know every goddamned thing about a film before it comes out? Every last motivation and explanation and set design choice and number of pimples Cumberbund squeezed during production? We have to be spoon fed every last inch of the thing…

Nope. Not required. If you want your dopey flavour of the moment the rest of us insist that ‘Peter Porker: Spiderham’ gets his own movie too.

I right there with you BHL. If Marvel is now to consider every fringe bit of fluff why isn't 'Peter Porker the SpiderHam' in the pipe? Here's an idea ask Marvel to make a high quality fanfic film of Squirrel girl. That seems about the right level of commitment to a silly idea. Better yet...do a full on Marvel one-shot…

I acknowledge her ability but her whole cosplay pixie thing leaves me cold. I must officially be old now...

Um....say what? What in the hell information suggests that liberals are more likely to be anti-vaxxers than conservatives? Because one semi-douchey ‘liberal’ talk show host has bought into nonsensical spin associated with the vaccine thing or the GMO thing? Give us a break. I’m pretty confident that ill informed…

Now I really really, *really* hope that this information is accurate just to enjoy the whinging, *undies in a bunch*, caterwauling all ya’ll hypersensitive knobs will unleash. Oh noes! We are so offended on behalf of them poor native americans...99.9999% of whom I promise you don’t give the littlest shit about this.

And the winner of the most ridiculous ‘I’m deeply committed to my flawed premise’ goes to...

Seriously? Although it’s hard to categorize them as ‘novelty songs’ a whole raft of songs from ‘Darkest if the Hillside Thickets’ belng on this list. Entire ‘albums’ from them like ‘Spaceship Zero’ and ‘The Shadow Out of Tim’ belong here. At the very least give this a listen for catchy Sci-Fi power rock