Most Americans voted for Clinton, so no. We didn’t elect him.

Um no. If I were elected President, I would piss off everyone in DC on day one by having a quick and small inaugeration followed immediately by a thorough review of the government’s budget and asking some damning questions to those in charge.

The f35 seems an appropriate metaphor for this upcoming regime

China is more in line with US interests than most people want to believe. The Communist government (I use that term loosely) is concerned about maintaining legitimacy from the eyes of its people. Economic growth is as important for them as national security. As for Taiwan, the old school KMT party still thinks it is…

It is not about alienating Russia, actually. Putin has shown a clear disdain for international norms, such as invading Ukraine, menacing the Baltics and Poland. It would be one thing if Putin wanted to respect their neighbors’ autonomy, but they do not.

facts good

First the Ford Focus, then the Chevy Cruze and now the Toyota Corolla - with Trump’s sudden obsession with compact cars, you’d think he was looking to buy one.

Yes it’s so infuriating that ball-kicking is considered OFF LIMITS. If men don’t want to be kicked in the balls, maybe they should stop ASKING FOR IT by doing fucked-up shit that makes you have to kick them in the balls!

Well.... President Obama is a Constitutional Law scholar, and a successful politician, and generally a pretty cerebral guy.

Yes, just keep employing those false equivalencies for Obama and Trump.

First of all, the golf meme is getting old. I’m sure it probably came from whatever right wing propaganda you get your “news” from, but let me nip that thing in the butt: Obama took far, FAR fewer trips than GWB, Clinton, GHB, or Reagan. Its not that its a problem for a President to take a vacation: its a fucking…

Not really sure how you think doing good things makes him an abject failure?

I know some Jalops don’t want to hear it. But as someone who is old enough to remember the brown clouds and inversions from the 70's and 80's anything that slows Trump from being able to allow automakers to sell guzzling spewers without checks or balances is completely alright with me.

No you see, what you do is buy that and then just say it’s comparable until everyone starts believing it.

Is... is there any support, outside Donald Trump’s warped mind, for an expanded nuclear arsenal? I could see support for modernizing the arsenal. But growing it? I don’t even think the GOP can get behind that. It’s not cheap to maintain the nuclear force, and we get literally zip-doodly-nothing out of creating a…

It’s an extremely stupid word, but I appreciate that it’s a thing because its presence tells me that the person who using it has nothing of real value to say so I don’t need to waste my attention on them.

That fuckin’ term really drives me bananans, too!

Their feelings are awfully tender for someone literally never discriminated against in a systemic way.

Where were you in the last month when a half dozen “look at how stylish these bigots are” articles came out almost immediately after the election?