God, but this is . . . can you imagine if those couple of jerks you knew in high school had also been trained extensively in Batmanning in a multi-billion dollar Chinese government program?

“Returning to the Center,” champ. I’m not getting how a craving for greasy fast food by teenagers at the end of Ramadan is relevant, or evidence that it was not racially motivated. You can post however much bad copypasta you want, you callous goon, it doesn’t somehow override the fact that Muslims in this country…

I had a similar reaction. It’s honestly hard to buy that two guys with bats were in a car outside a religious center and attacked a group of worshipers in that way (then kidnapped and murdered one) randomly. 

I’d imagine it might be useful for a massive computational structure (maybe for post-biological upload?), or maybe a shipyard, or some kind of physics-bending technology requiring ungodly amounts of energy like an Alcubierre-type drive or moving large-ish celestial bodies?

It’s not Peter! His name is Theter! Theter Piel! And of course he wouldn’t ever want to drink the blood of the young to maintain his own youth! And in no way does he dance under a cage like Liz Bathory bathing in Tinder-tainted millennial blood every third Tuesday!

I’d bet it would just prove that it’s largely the same and people are mostly tasting the label on the bottle.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only person who had an issue with Ares remaining a very British-looking man under his scary helmet, even after he roided out some.

That is a damn delight!

They are re-treading every 80s cartoon and show - some with greater success, some with much, much less. Like, I think 4-year old me likes Transformers and Ninja Turtles much less back in the late 80s because Bay’s impact is starting to move through time and upset causality.

We’re already there, buddy. Backstreet and N*Sync have been touring (as horrifying as that is), TLC is putting out music again. I’m just waiting for Savage Garden and Vertical Horizon to kick off heavily-hyped world tours.

Why is this hateful goon blurred out? Is the news worried he doesn’t want to be ID’d as the guy who screamed all this heinous nonsense in the street in broad daylight before punching an old man? Or was he not brave enough to sign the release form so people could see he beliefs?

Hell yeah, it WAS Adam and Steve, and they’re good dudes!

TWO NERDS ENTER! ONE NERD LEAVES!

They did go with a prosthetic for Luke twenty years later, and for Anakin in his initial unhanding by Dooku, which suggests that it’s pretty common to get mechanical replacements. Maybe they lack the medical technology to connect living tissues, or a way to clone only one part at a time? Or maybe mechanical…

That’s a really good thought, because it certainly upped his menace immediately.

That’s such a wise choice, you don’t want slash-fic written by the darkest corners of T_D and 8chan to pass through your mind.

I wonder if they can get Jeff Bridges for Ein? He’d be amazing.

Honestly, that whole poster looks like the cover image of a Chuck Tingle novel, so that’s right on theme.

Yeah, I’m not seeing it from a country whose primary exports include “bribes,” “state-sponsored political disruption,” and “disavowed invasion forces.”

What odds will you give me that his definition of “radicalized” is not well-thought out, and may just mean “practicing?”