90% of the Jezebel commentariat follow the "How to be Random" rules, also, it was written by somebody from 4chan.

Yes ALL numbers between -1 and 1

If Gram-Gram was waving a gun around and not listening to the police then she messed up. Getting shot is kind of what happens when you do that. Maybe suicide via cop though?

Haha, the cops are supposed to just take a few shots to the chest? Do you think they they wrap kevlar around their arms and head. That is fucking stupid

not always boring

not all of it is a clusterfuck

not all washing machines (mine has medium)

not only gold

not all people

not everybody here knows

not all of us know

not only myself and my kids

not all contributions

not all of feminism

not always bad to generalize, not always no need to bring it up, not always not contributing

not always sweet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yea, that's why the best way to combat this is just to laugh, in all caps and let them know that what they say means less than nothing. Shitheads coopting shitty behavior to be shitheads to other shitheads. That is what the internet is about nowadays.

not always what I look like

not all people