Do not, under any circumstance, order the abomination known as the “egg white omelette.” You will find no joy within.
grogery
grogery
Hey, hopefully this ends some day and we can all laugh when the Trump amendment is passed requiring the president to have complete financial disclosure, prevents any federal official from self absolution, requires the president to relinquish control of any possible conflicts of interest from him, his family, or anyone…
The only mild comfort I have when I read things like this is that this dude is old and fat and tired and ugly and clearly his loneliness and isolation have made him miserable for the majority of his life. What joy has he ever really experienced that didn’t also make him feel secretly, deeply, crushingly inadequate?…
It’s OK as long as you don’t touch any balls.
You might just have what it takes to work in a movie studio continuity department. It’s that attention to detail away from the main action that separates the amateurs from the real professionals.
Hi. Putin assassinates them secretly. No, thank you. Please take a second look as to how many journalists have been jailed and/or murdered in Russia. It is hair-raising.
That statement from CNN is perfection.
Friendly English Lit reminder: the point of this quote is not that Juliet is wondering where Romeo is. Rather, the “wherefore art thou” is meant as “WHY are you Romeo Montague,” as in, “I really wish you were from literally any other family.”
I actually just looked that up. This hilariously long Wiki section...
Donald Trump: orders women to pee on a mattress.
It ends with the Jennings being sent to New York to start turning a young real estate developer with Presidential aspirations and it ends with them quitting as they think it’s too horrendous of an assignment even for them
Labor forgets its class consciousness sometimes, but capital never does.
We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.
“YOU SILLY PERSON!”
D.B. Pooper
All day I’ve been reading the Tomi Lahren headlines as, “Woman Lies Down With Dogs, Gets Fleas”
I also love that after considering the Kellyanne-Elle hybrid for the Supreme Court or as president, she suggested that she could be in prison.
I feel like she’s that person at a wedding you’ve never met before who sits next to you and decides you’re going to be friends the whole reception even though you just want to drink and forget about that time you made out with one of the newlyweds in college and you never quite got over it, so you just nod a lot and…
I can’t smell very well and live by myself. My neighbors are going to be super annoyed if I knock on their door once a week to ask them to smell if my milk is still fresh.