Ugh. Business people who think they can be political candidates for president without ever winning an office before are the worst. Our rate of incumbancy is too high—But perhaps at least as little experience campaigning or governing might be nice before you sign up to be President.

I love that the daughter of a law school dean and federal judge, who went to the $15,000/year Channing School in London, then Stanford is trying to pass herself off as someone who bootstrapped her way from a secretarial position to CEO of a major tech corporation. That’s some narrative she’s working to create there.

There is never closure with a dad who doesn’t give a shit.

No, you. Pinkham was stating a simple fact. Corporations have one purpose: to make money. They're amoral. When they do nice things, it's for PR, which enhances profit.

Attacking, harassing, or otherwise interfering with wild birds of prey is also against the law, so it doesn't matter if it was a pet or a wild bird.

"Today is a good day to die."

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

I want to comment on the descriptions of Ho as being in need of defense because she is some kind of advocate for a woman's right to be "healthy," as if her brand of "health" and its profits is somehow a feminist cause.

The biggest issue with Ripps' art is that he is someone you can't just ignore.

Just because people might not be able to eat out doesn't mean they shouldn't have just as much opportunity as anyone else to torment waitstaff!

Either that or she's trying to take over the intergalactic Spice trade.

THEORY: Ariana Grande medically *must* be carried everywhere like a baby because she got her ponytail from the same place Tobias Funke did.

*dwarves, she said dwarves. Man, Del Toro and Jackson wanted to Make the Silmarillion, they should have just done that, instead of inserting a bunch of half-assed CG action scenes into an already bastardized version of the Hobbit. *mumble grumble*

He's not the "joke" kind of comedian, if you've ever followed any of his oeuvre (and I expect you have). Cleese relies heavily on physical comedy, tone and timing. This thing you seem to find so tremendously funny is actually rather dull per se: comparing cats to women is just lazy. Luckily for him, most of Cleese's…

Just because it can be considered "art" under some definition of the word, doesn't mean we can't call it just plain fucking god awful, and mock it as such.

Billie Piper is killing it on stage at the National Theatre in Great Britain, a fictionalised account of the drama. She'd be a good Rebekah Brooks.

GOOD. I still think he should have gotten the role of Captain Kirk. He'd been a fabulous kirk, as opposed to boy scout Pine (who I do love).

I think people have a serious problem with a girl being honest about a culture she doesn't appreciate nor indulge in but that society really values and encourages. Instead of faking it and singing about getting drunk and going to parties and being super rich and famous, she's saying "I don't know shit about this, but…

Great! All I need to do is borrow an infrared camera from — wait. Dammit.