I vote to actually make these names canon.

I am somewhat relieved to find that this article is NOT about a bunch of wannabe Captain Planet villains trying to get their hands on the few remaining un-repaired cheat-cars.

Go right ahead, I'll join you.

Is it okay if I cry a little bit because I want a Ghibli Star Wars and I know it’s never going to happen?

“welp, i guess that crosses you both off my list”

Are you sure?

The reason why, I believe, is two-fold. One, drinking alcohol has long been connected with religion as well as has having a historical association with medicine. The other, more recent one, is that since the late 19th century, alcohol tax has been a large source of revenue for the government (these days, with…

anecdotal, perhaps, but i haven’t seen anyone, not even twitter randos, discuss this beyond “hahaha the tattoo doesn’t mean what she wanted it to mean!”

Honestly we should just pull the plug on Twitter at this point. So much news coverage on left-wing sites boils down to ‘some people on Twitter said this is offensive’ and it makes me so tired. Twitter is a cesspool anyway. 

I believe he thinks the Baja 1000 is actually run northward, not south, and is really a front for all the bricks of cocaine and marajuana that the cartels are wantonly sending across the border.  Oh, and immigrants.  The support crews are really immigrants, who are really all terrorists, coming to terrorize us in…

This is a perfect utilization of the Low Volume Motor Vehicle Manufacturer’s Act.  The prices are outrageous, but appropriate.  Being licensed by Ford is huge.

The women in my life all prefer to park closer to their destinations. $20 bucks for parking 2 mins from your destination vs. $10 for a 15 mins walk? In my mind I’d choose to save the $10 bucks and get some exercise. While I always thought they did it for the convenience, I never considered the safety concerns. It’s…

Would like to know the value of houses here. Guess values drop the closer you are to the wall.

Why in God’s name was this wretched execrence given any kind of bond at all?? HE SHOT MULTIPLE WOMEN AND DID SO WHILE OUT ON BOND FOR SHOOTING SOMEONE.

Man I need more ice and bathtubs to afford this one

Headrest’s real job is to keep your head from snapping off when bad stuff happens. That said, I have rested my head on it while driving on a couple of occasions when I wasn’t feeling too well.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!