I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

Lead most definitely contaminates our duelings

It’s a funny thing about exhaust pipes - make them as loud as you want, they still point behind you, alerting the world of your departure not your arrival.

Nah - this is enough to actually make a dent, heck for that kind of money he could just buy all the coal mines and shut them down.

Asking for a RWD Mini is like asking for a hydroplane with a sail.

Well in that case....

4th Gear:

Thank you for writing this! The total emissions of the two are actually closer than I expected, but I’m glad someone has finally done a full, detailed report. For a long time, every attempt at comparing the two I could find would completely ignore the production of the gasoline, then proclaim them to be on near-equal…

Given that it’s Trump, anything less tacky than a gold color scheme with a mural of Jesus Christ shooting Nancy Pelosi with an AR-15 is probably a win.

Max, that's FANTASTIC work. Well done.

Try the Northeast, where “early spring” has been a thing for years now. The winters are lame and pretty much follow the pattern: cold until February, get a hot spell, all the flowers start budding and the snow melts, cold crash in March that kills all the flowers, in April we go straight to early summer with no…

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

I mean seriously, what can’t this thing do?

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

Clearly the republicans don’t care about a trillion dollars of budget deficit since we’re currently running a trillion dollar annual deficit right now. They only care about such things when a democrat is in the white house.

I have an idea. if its in red, we should turn it into a national forest:

This is just gonna increase the amount of raking we’ll all have to do to avoid wildfires(according to noted scientist Donald Trump) and I don’t know about you folks but I don’t have that kind of time!

Your realize cars can be recycled, right?

“Also Ban anything before 2000 without a certified maintenance log by a licensed and bonded mechanic.”

Oh, I know UK vehicles in general aren’t the best. But I love cars like the Focus ST wagon and Vauxhall Corsa GXR that you can’t get here.