Does this angle help?

Tomorrow morning?! Bless your heart.

It appears so. Right in time for Independence day. As in millions will be independent from healthcare coverage.

“The problem is that nobody cares about my boner!” he whined.

At this point, I would welcome such a fate.

He’s so see-through: his principle ambition is to undo everything the black man did before him. To paraphrase Stephen Colbert: Trump is so hell-bent on undoing everything Obama did, that it wouldn’t surprise me to see him bring out the 7 Thanksgiving turkeys he pardoned and bludgeon them to death with a club.”

Old diseases. Warmer planet means the permafrost melts, and within that permafrost are diseases and bacteria that have been frozen for thousands of years. No modern human has been exposed to them, so if anything, we might end up being wiped out by a disease that was trapped in the past.

I bet they had to scrub that place down with bleach and lighter fluid after Weiner moved out.

I had to skip a school Mother’s Day brunch today because I live in a “Big Little Lies” town (minus the ocean) and attend the same type of school as in the series and my central nervous system could not take listening to republican bullshit come out of their bitchy mouths. So here I sit with my compatriots on Jezebel…

Oh, they are going to rationalize this behavior until their death beds because they REFUSE to believe that a Republican president could possibly be more corrupt than Obama or Clinton.

It’s so fucking hard not to actually hate all the libertarian bros and broettes who said Trump wouldn’t give a shit about marijuana and the war on drugs.

Everyday brings a fresh set of horrors. He reminds me of Martin Sheen in the deadzone. I would literally not be surprised if trump used a baby as a human shield.

Threatening Comey while also hinting he may just cancel press briefings in their entirety today. Jesus titty fucking Christ.

I don’t mind Steve Harvey’s request, its fair.

Here’s my thought process:

I AM VINDICATED.

Let me start off by saying, I love this show and I think it is the best of all the Housewife shows ever, hands down. The Africans, Chateau Sheree, Mr. Chocolate (now a Ms. White Chocolate), Revivals aka “Restorations”, this shit is amazing. That being said, a five year old child could see Phaedra was using Portia, who…

YOU GUYS. Just stopped by to say this was the best part of my week, which I can say with 100% certainty even though it’s only Monday. I want to distill this episode and drink it out of a fat ass mug <3