Yeah, fuck everyone else, it’s not YOUR fault for choosing the most hated Democrat in the United States to be our candidate.

LOOK AT ALL THESE SHAMELESS ASSHOLES WHO REFUSE TO ENTHUSIASTICALLY STATE THEIR VOTE FOR CLINTON WITHOUT QUALIFICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!11!

Sorry to burst your bubble, but America isn’t going to change whether Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump becomes President. Hillary is a corporate war hawk who will do anything to finally get elected. Trump is a festering pumpkin that’s been left out in the sun too long after Halloween.They are two puppets from the…

I will try to reply honestly and to the best of my ability despite knowing full well that you probably won’t read all of it, and I’ll get a reply something along the lines of ‘nuhuh, you’re stupid’ or ‘you hate her because you’re a sexist.’ 

If you didn’t hear the words, and they were filtered through someone who has an agenda to make someone else sound as bad as possible, you’re not going to wonder about context?

The guy who had an old racist woman say Obama was a Muslim at one of his rallies and his only response was to get uncomfortable and say that’s not true ma’am?

If blacks quit voting liberal you best believe liberals would turn into nasty racist in a heart beat.

No, Donna Brazile wasn’t participating in the debates. Hillary Clinton was.

There is no false equivalency. More than one thing can be bad at the same time. Two people can both do bad things, that doesn’t mean those two people are exactly the same.

Let’s note the very different takes from Jezebel on two very similar events here. Amy Schumer mocks Trump at a show and gets positive coverage; Dave Chapelle mocks Hillary at a show and gets negative coverage.

“First, a spoiler: Chappelle cast his early vote for Hillary in Ohio, so it’s unclear why he opted to dedicate such a solid chunk of time to knocking his professed candidate of choice.”

This article reeks of “get in line boy”.

That second block quote sounds like Paperboi on “Montague”.

You can’t say that here. Leaks about Hillary Clinton cheating during debates and colluding with the DNC are tainted...Trump leaks are sacrosanct.

This is my cat Bob. He’s big and lazy and a complete CAT - he does what he wants and does not give one flying fuck if you like it. Example: Bob sitting in the fruit bowl. On the counter. Next to the apples, which we can’t keep in the fruit bowl - because it’s always occupied by Bob’s fuzzy ass.

My cat would have lured her in by giving her belly, then clawed her to fucking pieces when she dared touch the proffered belly.

As everyone is showing their little furry babies... xD this is SirPonji.... he sits weird

bob has been quoted on this more feline less felicitous meeting:

Well, what’s a duchess to a cat? Please, cats have been worshipped and venerated as gods since forever and they all know it.

Oh sure, nobody cares when the Duchess of Cambridge grabs a pussy...