I’m glad I’m not the only one who genuinely gets sad when looking at some of these young celebs. Like, her eyes are really, really heartbreaking and empty, and I know it’s so weird but I just feel bummed out by some of the younger celebs. Their are so many amazing things they will never truly get to experience in…

The hug “tax” is really obnoxious

If you really don’t understand why that kind of thing doesn’t work for everyone, you’re really kind of clueless. There are a LOT of people who would ideally like to do that kind of thing, and can’t for a host of reasons. (Did you see Lauren’s note about what you’re saying being a firey hot take?) People’s reasons for…

I’m leaning toward creepy but I think it depends how elaborate the set up was. Because I find friending/messaging a random person on facebook based on their profile picture is also creepy. Like, going to a public event or friends party that he was already invited to is not nearly as bad as, say, staking out her work…

She’s a bit of a masochist, no? I don't ask my husband how he feels about my body since I've had a baby, gotten older, and put on weight. It's enough that he loves me and still wants to sleep with me. Why question that just to torture myself?

My husband and I come from different socioeconomic classes (he’s the son of a doctor who had 2 vacation homes, I grew up in rural poverty). Now that we interact mostly with highly educated groups, I can confirm that almost NOBODY marries down. It’s scary how uniform wealthy-wealthy couple are.

Helping to keep decent people (us) from dating douchenozzles (them) is not elitism.

These things have been around forever. They’ve also been minimally successful forever. It seems like people try them out, look around, see there are only a couple dozen people in their area, maybe write to one or two of them, and then head back to the larger dating services where there are more people and they can do…

That’s the point though. Like he treated Summer as a mani pixi dream girl and that’s why things didn’t work out. She was her own person with her own goals and dreams that didn’t match up with him, something she told him repeatedly. It’s something that’s slowly worked out the more and more they go back in the past and…

Okay, I have feels here but let me finish. I went to Columbia High in Maplewood NJ with Zach Braff (I am two years younger, it was a big school, we may have been familiar-looking to each other but did not know each other.) This movie at the time just did the whatever the equivalent of I-can’t-even was in 2004. I was…

People who do not split the bill down the middle, despite what you ordered, are the damn devil.

Thank you. I could never be with a partner who objects to my normal bodily functions. Let’s just keep it real.

“Why would seeing a bad picture of me make people feel good?” Crawford asked Lena Dunham.

I’m a big fan of dark greens + fruit + cheese + nut. Pear/blue cheese/walnut, strawberry/goat cheese/sliced almonds, etc. I am kitchen/flavor challenged, but even I can manage to whip up something fancy-looking with this framework.

OK cool. I’ve got 100 family members who I see regularly and love (Xmas is 70 people, minimum, on my dad’s side). We have 50 friends we see regularly and love, and they all have spouses and kids. My fiance’s parents owe their basic survival in the U.S. to their network of friends who insured they didn’t starve.

WINTER IS FUCKING COMING OKAY

Good points. And it’s also likely that those things don’t flow just one way or the other. I definitely knew a lot of girls in this 6th-9th grade age range whose sense of identity was “rebellious DNGAF girl who has sex and doesn’t get along with the other girls,” and looking back I think, yeah, there were elements of…

YUP plus it fuckin hurts with the chafing. It feels so much better without them.

But alas.

I do not care for condoms, as a lady. I don’t like my vagina smelling like latex.

Eh, I’ve been to a potluck wedding and it was not good. Trust me, don’t do it. Your guests don’t want to be your caterers (everyone talked about this behind the couple’s back - no one knew what was going on and it was a huge hassle to travel with food). Either host the guest list you can afford to feed, or have a…