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“He did not so much fall, as saunter vaguely downward.”

Wait. WAIT. Good Omens on Amazon starring DAVID MOTHERFUCKING TENNANT AS CROWLEY? I had no idea this was remotely on the horizon. I am ready.

If someone didn’t like her before this, her testimony should have won them over. Also, I’ve mentioned this before, but her 1983 concert was AWESOME. So much fun!!

She isn’t spotless, but I think she’s pretty fantastic.

TSA is always hiring.

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

so no assigned seating but assign seats so singles dont sit next only to couples... that’s called assigned seating im pretty sure...

This wedding does not sound very good.

All the things spark joy!

When I babysat in high school I would teach my regulars that cleaning up/putting things in their place was a part of playing. A lot easier with the much younger kids because the older ones would just go sit in front of the TV while the little the ones cleaned up after everyone but it’s such a simple thing that parents…

People like that guy are patently incapable of understanding that there is a difference between equity and equality.

“I think if you want to fight for equality then surely treating everyone the same is the way to go”

Why? Presumably there are a gajillion coffee shops to choose from and if men don’t want to pay the symbolic tax, they can go to any other cafe they want.

“Go find someone to have a mediocre life with.”is the sentence I will use in all future breakups from now on.

Or, here’s another thing to consider: I, for example, share an apartment with two other people. Yes, we have a kitchen, fridge, and pantry. But it’s not big enough for 3 people to keep all their own stuff. Getting things pre-measured means I don’t have to throw out produce because it goes bad before I can eat it, or…

My cousin and his wife use Blue Apron fairly frequently. Of course, he is an ER physician and she is a general surgeon (both in NYC), so the last thing they want to do with the little time that they have off of work and together is go grocery shopping.

Also, I’m pretty sure that Blue Apron costs less per person than…

I don’t understand the concept of meal kits when you can:

What Flake wants is to clear his name. Not only is he in trouble next year from within the party like you said but since Hillary came within 4 points of taking Arizona, and the demographic changes are occuring fast and furious in that state, he knows he’ll go down either in the primary or the general so he’s trying to…