I actually like Church's. I feel attacked. 

He climbed out of the back passenger seat of the car that was hitting the pole. They’re trying to cut the whole line he’s trying to intimidate the guy at the front of the line into moving. He would have gotten beat down if he came at me like that.

This is how they behave. Over Popeyes, spades, baby-daddies, parking spots, something missing from the fridge, someone stepping on their shoes, any and everything in the world....they lack problem resolution skills. One person was wrong, then someone reacted to those actions, and....well....

Depending on which one of…

It’s what I expect after 60+ years of watching fools make fools of themselves. The Internet just makes sure we don’t miss a second of things. No matter how much we want to.

Nope.. it makes me just cheer harder for the Meteor to strike the planet..

What makes matters worse better is that for all of her trouble, a Popeyes employee walks over and informs her that her reward for being such a shitty human being is that they won’t even take her order

Onlookers can be heard yelling “Damn!” and “You’re fucking your shit up!” as they watch in disbelief at the lengths this woman went to stave off her hunger pains.

And then, she had to go settle for KFC, like the fucking heathen she is!

I can say their CX5 is way nicer to drive than the equivalent CRV or RAV4, but it pains me to try and sell a company on its crossovers.

Having said that, Mazdas are filling a pretty special niche at the moment but niches don’t keep companies afloat very long, particularly when your niche is driving engagement in the…

Japan's esports laws are some of that ol' bullshit.

Saw this headline on my news feed over the weekend. This gif sums up everything I felt/said.

Jesus, just bend on one knee and ask.

Yeah, I think we’re talking Death Star levels of tattoo removal laser.

Hernandez then went on to explain that Ellison opted against killing him and stole hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of jewelry instead, including a $95,000 My Little Pony necklace.

Almost makes you think that this was his end game all along. At least that’s what I think: throw everyone under the bus to get the heat and eyes off the fact that he’s a piece of shit abuser and pedophile himself in order to get a reduced sentence or a comfortable life in witness protection. He’s a bitch.

People invite a bullshitter to spew their bullshit and are outraged when the bullshit is spewed?

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

except for those upcountry degens.  Fuckin assholes every one of em.

The Hatchet movie apparently has a much different plot than The Hatchet book.