#EjectoSeatoCuz

Any word if the KITCHEN discount is active, corrected or it doesnt work??

Any word if the KITCHEN discount is active, corrected or it doesnt work??

Shit like this is why I seriously consider spending $15000.00+ on a IFR Multi Engine pilots license. Quite frankly avoiding incidents like this are an investment enough.

Just one I’d love to see one of these moon hoaxers or flat earthers try to come and discredit or deny Col Aldrin... just to see him sock the shit out of one of those tools. I have to meet him one day!

Heroes get recognized for doing something once, as amazing as it maybe... badasses turn 77 say “Fuck it, I could still teach these youngbloods at NASA a thing or two” and straps his ass in for a second go around. Today we mourn the loss of a true American badass. Fuck 2016...

Proud to say I still have about 250 of these lil guys and the aircraft carrier, with one flight of hornets and another of tomcats. When Im a lil flush with cash I’ll peruse ebay for lots. But Jebus help me if I ever have the funds to find the casts and machines to make my own again.

THIS. SO. FUCKING. MUCH.

Considering that there’s the potential for your gearbox to turn into a 20k grenade of a shitshow on a R35. I’ll take a R34 any day all day.

That moment of fuck when Ol Ivan realizes they’ve lost more fixed wing aircraft to its own carrier than it has facing “rebel” fire in Syrian airspace.

“Don’t bring fists to a car fight”

From IMDB:

“Blindsided by a new generation of blazing-fast racers, the legendary Lightning McQueen (voice of Owen Wilson) is suddenly pushed out of the sport he loves. To get back in the game, he will need the help of an eager young race technician with her own plan to win, inspiration from the late Fabulous Hudson…

Have you seen the orange shit we elected as a leader? Odd is a nice understatement at this point....

Im banking on the fact that when NASA’s defunded and stripped away of its already tiny budget... some planet-killing cosmic dildo ram us at 54,000 mph. Fuck humanity... we all deserve this shit, a quarter of us for being too complacent and thinking she was going to obliterate him, the other quarter for voting against…

Jesus drifting... thats so awesome!!! HAHAHAHA!

Just skimming through so I haven’t had a chance to read all the replies so forgive me if its been mentioned, but maybe its some type of factory-ish(?) mod for a person with a certain disability? One where they couldn’t reach the console shifter but still wanted to retain its original function?

“HI! Im Johnny Knoxville and this is Mustang exiting Cars and Coffee! Welcome to Jackass!”

Mustangs don’t eat curbs, people eat curbs, lol

Make America(s roadways) Great Again. lol

Eventually Jalopnik may have to consider opening a subsection just dedicated to puns... kudos you punny bastards. lol

This is the guaran=fuckin-teed end-all be-all productivity, attendance, morale, and employee incentive program. I’ve done call center and retail... I can promise you that what ever hoops a manager would put in front of one of their subordinates they would happily jump through. Just so they can come in one day and hope…