Jalopnik; where discussions on the feasibility of some guys daughter’s “marital aid” being wired to her car turns into an introductory class of electrical engineering.

It’ll be real awkward for China to crap the bed so bad that a Pan South Eastern Pacific coalition materializes cause they’ve managed to disregard the sovereignty or maritime access of the sea to Vietnam, Taiwan, Korea, Japan, Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines and Singapore. So not only do you piss of all those nations…

Im going with the latter on this one... it’ll minimize the power strain on those rascal scooters if they’re closer, lol

STILL too soon, hahahaha! (I’m dying from the laughter!)

In Mother Russia carrier waves off of Ivan, lol

I’ve always said that Golden Corral is to restaurants as what Wal-Mart is to retail, for a better understanding Google “People of Wal-Mart” and this is why most of us Yanks are too fond of Golden Corral. lol

Spoken like a true Jalop, lol

What you did there, I see it, lol

Its mangoes def mangoes and not mangii, lol

If having close to a million cars sold, Guinness verifying (last year) it’s the best selling sports car world-wide, insane aftermarket support, reasonably priced for its category (even now), that they’re always at auto-x events (“Track day, bro!”), sometimes at the podium, the fact that SCCA & NASA have an entire…

I know this one!! ...He said something about Strategery and WMD’s in Iraq?

The Colombian Air Force would gladly take these hogs, we already capitalized in another bed-crapping US misstep when we took delivery of a bunch of OV-10 Broncos for COIN that the USMC didn’t want anymore. We’d love these bad boys as a next step up, lol

Holy shit... who are these people? Can’t we round them up and isolate them to clean up the gene pool at least?

Ever since E3 2013 where they announced all those BS DRM “features” I’ve been skeptical about this system. Even with Halo 5 on the way I’ll never buy this shit system... and this is coming from a XB360 fanboy. Yes, what these testers did was wrong but fuck you if you wanna deny me something I bought and gave your…

So the Aussie’s have ‘Straya, us Yanks have ‘Merica... whats the counter part for the Kiwi’s in this case, lol? Also I need to go to New Zealand and Australia its the only english speaking Rotary Mecca and their engineering might be more sound that the Boriquas in PR all they do is set most of their engines up is for…

Then there was that awkward moment when a second-gen RAV-4 found its balls and to em to the wall in a Paris-Dakar Rally back in ‘06. I loved these lil trucks, I had a first gen AWD and with the third pedal... with a center locking diff. Thing was fun as hell and I lost it in a flood in Florida... it STILL hurts…

Im kinda glad I grew up with a father who taught me how to turn a wrench I can do the shit on my own and it might sound irresponsible but if it screws up it’s my fault. The only time I set foot in a shop is when I don’t have an alignment machine or a tire machine (even then I sometimes consider just buying those…

Im just going to say screw it, I’m going to make the compromise of finding a 4x4 manual in the Carribean or South/Central America. If it made more sense logistically I’d buy JDM... and I’m well aware of the +25 yr import rule. But at this point god forbid you should want something utilitarian with a 4x4 and a stick…

As a Marvel fanboy I welcome the competition but this isnt going to help DC/WB. Im still skeptical of Snyder helming this, those Superman as a god visuals pissed me off. Im really hoping that this movie makes a liar out of me the ONLY redeeming point so far is Batfleck... and thats the polish on a turd. It might be…

The pilots would be all about it... the tight asses in brass would lose their shit, you’ll never see it happen with any American combat pilots unless they wanna throw their careers away.