I didn’t mention the unit design/lawsuit stuff, because it’s all a bit distracting/tragic

Kojima’s recently released monster of a game,

I don’t want to think about Animal having a love life.

Such a shame they got rid of this. Me & my ex would play every time. Was tons of fun, and engaging, and just a great use of the platform.

This one’s big in visuals, but I know how much people hate video lists, so here you go:

No, that’s not it at all... and you not even knowing why I said what I said, FULLY illustrates my point.

True. But this is still better in every regard than BvS:DoJ will ever be.

Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!

Never eat it anyways cos nut allergy.

You beat me to it. I’m posting Frank.

Something, something Donnie Darko.

This Flash af looks like he just send some unsolicited d*ck pic

Reminds me of the Dreamcast I spilled bongwater onto.

I was gonna say - this looks a lot like my Dreamcast now, the one that’s been sitting in a box for 10 years.

Absent the context behind this well-done design I think one could be forgiven if (like me) they assumed the photo was of a Dreamcast found in a landfill.

Looks like it was owned by a bunch of kids who never washed their hands.

Tl;dr Stop doing that you idiot.

So Raphael ate a bunch of mushrooms before going right?