um...i...i used to like the taste of Visine...the smell. It’s poisonous?

lmao at the idea Steve Jobs made it through to heaven, and that Ms. Tubman would employ his wack ass.

there is a list of some people that better not be at my funeral or else I will get up out the casket and slap them myself. they know to steer clear.

How did he do it? Did the extra weight help, or just the low center of gravity for the car?

I guess you could look at it as you will soon be paired with a personal foot warmer, dinner partner, and someone who is lawfully bound to slow up until you catch your breath. well, in best circumstances. choose love with care.

“a personal matter” that the teacher you hired is trash?

back to the grays with you, Drewski

nah breh. Oreos are ok. Hydrox rule Oreos any day. You’re wrong. Sorry. Prove it. Fight me.

those assholes. I wondered why I never ever see Hydrox anymore.

Oh, I dunno. I appreciate the effort.

so you like, summon them and they appear? “bring me ye olde whitewashing comments! *clap-clap*”

In Putin’s Russia, Vladimir is the only one who stays dry.

Mammal....I thought I told you never to ask me about how I lost my horn...

that’s no Santa. That’s Hanukkah Harry.

so they have a name, is there a picture? this guy deserves so much. to lose his job for starters, if he has one.

How do I know you won’t pickaxe me in the back, though?

So do it like the submarines do. Go under, and the next time we see them is when they’re launching.

it’s like when kirk pulls out his communicator and asks to be beamed up, and he’s like “kirk, out”. you know some shit is about to occur because that mf’rs entire mind and common sense just flew up into outer space.

weird. I love Karla....and Angela used to be a favorite when she was bigger too. What an interesting dynamic for a porn video.

LMAO! I’m just imaging a dramatic ‘Calgon, Take me away’ toss, because why not? Like pour, pour, pour, and fuck it.