Oh, I dunno. I appreciate the effort.

so you like, summon them and they appear? “bring me ye olde whitewashing comments! *clap-clap*”

In Putin’s Russia, Vladimir is the only one who stays dry.

Mammal....I thought I told you never to ask me about how I lost my horn...

that’s no Santa. That’s Hanukkah Harry.

so they have a name, is there a picture? this guy deserves so much. to lose his job for starters, if he has one.

How do I know you won’t pickaxe me in the back, though?

So do it like the submarines do. Go under, and the next time we see them is when they’re launching.

it’s like when kirk pulls out his communicator and asks to be beamed up, and he’s like “kirk, out”. you know some shit is about to occur because that mf’rs entire mind and common sense just flew up into outer space.

weird. I love Karla....and Angela used to be a favorite when she was bigger too. What an interesting dynamic for a porn video.

LMAO! I’m just imaging a dramatic ‘Calgon, Take me away’ toss, because why not? Like pour, pour, pour, and fuck it.

digital blackface has never changed

Bih, bye. also those bases and everything else are coming with us. Don’t even bet.

are you stupid? he chose a story to alter for the sake of exposition. He didn’t “mis-remember” and old proverb. he was modifying it for his purposes deliberately. all these pedants leaping to the chance to correct have missed the point, ironically.

400 dollar hair dryer? nah girl. industrial heat gun? yes.

nobody tell them to look up the Rat king

Well this is the western online version of the morality police over in Iran. I mean, you could be playing games dude. Instead you’re playing the game of life and your purpose is to harass women online if you see their boobs. smh.

Flouty, Essence Rap, I dunno. Something. If hip-hop wants to claim them, ok. If they want to claim hip-hop, hmm maybe. If they want to name a new sub-genre for rap, perfect, so we can all get our classifications straight and they can still make market money.

nothing like a catcher who has a good telepathic link with his first baseman.

This should cross over to Jalopnik. I love the cars in Burnout. they look so goddamn sexy with the colors and all. I hate to total one, or crash, or even ding one. I just like driving around looking amazing.