So basically Trump needs a ,“Can we do that?” Guy. I nominate myself.

I think Dave will handle a regular heckler, but no point in engaging pro-Trump hecklers, especially while youre working. No benefit.

looks like a boring jrpg NPC costume, sorry to say. I mean, maybe relative to where she is now, she might look ‘elegant whatever’, but she might be some random one-liner in another game. Doesn’t look that striking or original or anything. Just muted, functional, boring, hopefully that’s not where they’re taking Zelda.

How about you stop trying to manage other people’s reactions and handle your own? “Relax, take a deep breath” and stop minimizing by calling people “dramatic”. 

badass! did you put it up on your garage wall?

What? Wow! Welcome!!! Whewwwww!!! Seriously, this is very cool. and unexpected, I am excited...

sounds like paradise to me. and that bacon? it’s candied. I never want to leave Apple Cider Island.

I like it. It’s like butthurt, but clever :)

I just *know* Che was like....’hm..I’ve been down this avenue before. “Driver, make a left turn at the red light please. Nothing down here for me on Super Special Snowflake Boulevard.”’

um...if your penis looks like that, anything like that, even unburnt, you are an inhuman freak and you deserve to be put down. like down into a live volcano.

Probably just a member of an INRA sleeper cell. They’ve been waiting for Thargoids to show up for revenge ever since that “Thargoid genocide incident” they were successfully able to keep a lid on.

deceitful and cowardly? should she have plunged her rockette boot heel into some man’s chest and then stood on his desk to defiantly announce her intentions to not dance? Tha fuk?

i would be surprised if what they call “the ratings” these days was still connected to viewer survey books and set top monitors. I’m guessing they get it directly from the satellite box and digital service records, while you’re watching the TV, it’s watching what you’re watching. I may be wrong

Well I know I didn’t watch it until I heard about it on the webs, then I flipped over. And rewatched online. So... I dunno, maybe someone has a point somewhere.

ahh god sandra lee! keep her away from anything edible...

god just reading this is exhausting, no way in hell do i have the patience left to actually try to convince you. I am 100% more likely to just go replay Frog Fractions 1 to remind myself. 

I read the article. And I want to care for the author. But it seems like the best thing I can offer is to offer nothing. Which is fine for a stranger, but awkward as hell for a friend or family member. It seems non-intuitive to tell someone the best thing you can for do someone is to not give a single toot.

Leah disappears for 30 days, and then says everything is “fine.” And that Shelly is “fine.” The fishline thin scars at the base of her scalp are almost completely invisible under her hair.

It all breaks down to “not my problem, but I still got problems”. Racism and social pariah status isn’t usually something white people need to think about on a daily basis. Esp if they don’t have many POC in their lives. They still have to pay the bills and keep their kids in school and fed, so people logically…

self appointed authority? sounds interesting when you put it that way...