Aloha~~

he is simultaneously having sex and playing video games online at the same time.

5 years in the prison that the victim chooses.

3spooky5me

driving on an ice rink is now subject to state and civil transportation laws against drunk driving?

RRRRIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTTSS ALIEN SCUMM!!#!~^@%

looks like a cavity to me. You're gonna pull Hulk's tooth?

I think this might have just broken my foot fetish into a thousand tiny pieces.

yes, yes kitty. this is real. And yes kitty, the mothership is coming to take us both away in 20 minutes. don't worry. we won't have to live on this planet anymore...

Just trust me. Turn on the mute for the jets and press play.

Columbus would be fucked. Oh my god. And Europe? We will invade them, burn all their cathedrals, oh the crying of women and the gnashing of teeth...

"...and now you *are* the father!"

We still go to Andale every third saturday for their awesome unlimited meat korean BBQs.

I remember all these different rules and how people were rabidly eager to categorize and create hierarchies. All based on legend and hypotheticals. It was like watching the creation of the Catholic church

you were about to face the big boss and you forgot to check for evil floor tiles?

SQWEEEEEEEE!!!!!!@$@#%!@#^#$&

I'm not sure what the heck I'm looking at here. I was expecting DK to be head bopping zombies. All I see is a donkey kong game.

crikey

That's not how you DNA, but hey. Never too late to learn how to convict the wrong guy.

Somebody better hide this from UKIP. they'll have a field day...