Hello? You're on the Global Frequency...

MF DOOM?

Since nothing is ever truly destroyed, I wonder what will come through that door once we're all gone? Maybe another universe...

so he can contribute his awesomeness to the gene pool

try the ledge to the right of the stairs, he generally can't get up there, so you can work out a hit and run setup, dropping down to stab him and running back up the stairs. but kill the dogs immediately.

hahah that K threw me off.

This is terrible advice because it mixes up fighting arguments with disagreement and discussion. The same thing Dr Phil gets accused of, superficial pop-psychology that doesn't go far enough into the subject matter, spreads confusion and makes things worse. Discussions and disagreements are fine, fighting and…

well...that's pretty sexy.

Mankind traveled 3000 lightyears...to get mooned.

Spaced.

No Jubilee?!?!?!?

Doesn't matter. He always keeps at least 3 1Up mushrooms in reserve. Lara is probably wondering why this ****er just. won't. die!!

I hereby demand that all gemstones be replaced by delicious candy. Or all candy be replaced by tooth crushing shiny rocks.

What your gemstone says about you: by Jack Schitt.

I understand exactly what you mean. Sometimes I find my thoughts wandering... Guns make it too easy to make that final mistake and there's no coming back from it. I feel horrible for his wife. It's sad for him, but terrible for her. He was sick, and it's just a damned shame he didn't get help in time.

Be careful out there. Games are not a game.

I don't know if that's "the point" so much as it's an added facet of the game that the wildcard 'human element' has discovered and incorporated into the meta.

a laser grid controlled by an adorably sweet evil murderous little hologram girl that you can't help but love and hate and fear in equal parts.

Nintendo is fine. Everything is going to be fine. Don't make me stop this car, because I'll spank every last one of you.