MF DOOM?

Since nothing is ever truly destroyed, I wonder what will come through that door once we're all gone? Maybe another universe...

so he can contribute his awesomeness to the gene pool

try the ledge to the right of the stairs, he generally can't get up there, so you can work out a hit and run setup, dropping down to stab him and running back up the stairs. but kill the dogs immediately.

hahah that K threw me off.

This is terrible advice because it mixes up fighting arguments with disagreement and discussion. The same thing Dr Phil gets accused of, superficial pop-psychology that doesn't go far enough into the subject matter, spreads confusion and makes things worse. Discussions and disagreements are fine, fighting and…

well...that's pretty sexy.

Doesn't matter. He always keeps at least 3 1Up mushrooms in reserve. Lara is probably wondering why this ****er just. won't. die!!

I understand exactly what you mean. Sometimes I find my thoughts wandering... Guns make it too easy to make that final mistake and there's no coming back from it. I feel horrible for his wife. It's sad for him, but terrible for her. He was sick, and it's just a damned shame he didn't get help in time.

Be careful out there. Games are not a game.

I don't know if that's "the point" so much as it's an added facet of the game that the wildcard 'human element' has discovered and incorporated into the meta.

a laser grid controlled by an adorably sweet evil murderous little hologram girl that you can't help but love and hate and fear in equal parts.

Nintendo is fine. Everything is going to be fine. Don't make me stop this car, because I'll spank every last one of you.

Yes. Yes the woman dressed like Megaton turns my crank. I am not sorry.

She's really very moe. I want to protect her.

ah yes...the Funny Walks League. They make it look easy.

I've eaten there before. Pretty good burgers. Hard to get a seat at lunchtime though. But not if you're the President.

Acid proof battlesuits and big damn chainswords and flamethrowers, and let me at them. Forget your smartguns.

Here's the problem. I loved the Armor Abilities. I liked the Ordinance Drops a lot, and I even liked the random spawns for weapons and power ups and the Loadouts. I had no problem with any of that stuff. None of that stuff approaches the main problem. The game mechanics are either stale or they're spoiled. I went back…