really now. Mrs Fatass's house of Fuck is an institution, and I won't have you people denigrating it.

Porn. Now.

I bet that laser would be a good guide for a directed plasma weapon.

Darth Vader: Luke...I am your father. I have property in Hilton Head that you will inherit....if you only pay the back taxes.

Star Wars EW authors: "MOSTLY I BLAME THE DRUGS."

my favorite line: "anesthetized...they feel no pain." I can just hear that dramatic 1950s newsreel voice. I miss newsreels...

a troll, you say? Well for gott's sake don't feed it!

no. maybe if you were a dick about it.

No it doesn't. It actually hurts. You don't cut hundreds of cheap programs to save a piddly amount, while also destroying decades of study and research momentum, causeing you in all to need to spend millions more years later just to regain lost time.

yes..ass cheeks are completely out of place in my fantasy world of dragons and giant talking polar bears and crabs with top hats and monacles. And giant flying ponies. Ass cheeks...impossible!

can't you empathize with a tortured and fallen soul? Even if all it wants to do is devour your eyeballs...it knew love once. And maybe somewhere in all that darkness, in whatever passes for thoughts, there is a dream of an ending to the pain?

fair game? It's a human institution. Them heroes who surely didn't plan on giving their lives for their countries, and odds are, if you gave them the option, many would take them back, or refuse at the time, with a few extra years of experience and perspective to combat that drum beat of war. Instead they become the…

You know this is only going to make her start posting YouTube videos of the Bangles and Pat Benatar now, right? Good going.

author is trolling the kotaku bros who have been giving her shit for her 'femme' centric, non-gamer submissions.

you fellows haven't caught on yet?

eh they cuttin ya ta pieces bruddah, but i'm with ya. The whole "guys live for The Chase" thing was a line of bullshit to explain why some men are always looking for new relationships. Its "because of our hunting instincts" or some other equally dubious evolutionary psychology theory. Guys like to be pursued as much…

Nah, sometimes people like to smoke a jay and just roam the corridors at Home Despot and Lowes.

Carry a nudist license in your naked travelpak, and you'll just get slapped on the ass. It isn't free to walk around nude, you gotta pay first! Don't you know anything?