what if everytime you turn off your computer, you're killing a digital soul?

You...must work for a publisher.

no body pays attention to him over there. He trolls because he's lonely. It's sad really :(

god bless technology.

but, who needs microneedles to do those other things?

i think it's actually spelled "fuuuuunnnnayy"

have you no culture, sir? ;P

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I'd like to kick who ever had that bright idea in the ass. These people need to go back to warez school or something. People don't know how to toe the line between not allowed and not-disallowed. I read this earlier but didn't know they put themselves on blast like that. How stupid can you be guys? Goddamit Mane6.

troll harder canadian spider man

Trefoils and Thank You Berry Munch are the best cookies they make. Thin mints? I'd prefer Andes Mints, thanks.

No. Maybe 15 years ago. Today I'm just a fickle gaming god.

I'm just curious if someone is like "you know...we pay you for your "female perspective" dammit." When all she wants is to post cool shit about gamez, they make her put up all this horrible crap to justify her existence?

Because you evolved the ability to notice patterning like any other human being? Also you confused "feminism" for "annoying crap with a woman in it". Not generally the same thing.

I miss Bart.

The moral of the story: Avoid the next big thing, because you're probably being screwed

Only in the context of MechaSuit wearing bioengineered SuperSoldiers. If some other IP or fictional creation had a Space Spartan program or something that wasn't even specifically Halo, I'd tell them to fuck off. Because they go after you if your name or title might "possibly"confuse someone or if some oblique…

Who knew that going down the rabbit hole would be so goddamn annoying. If I told my younger self that UFOs wouldn't be a big thing in 2-0 years, but rather UFO hoax videos would be the big thing, rated on technical skill and originality, I would have shat the duck.

They'll have to learn to share when they take common words, universal concepts, and try to claim them as a unique and proprietary proper noun.

Flash fact: cats walk on their tiptoes.