What if you discover that the goat is your true love?
grimcity
grimcity
Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.
Fuck them.
He does have a shit-eating grin
Like in the movie ‘signs’ where the long alien fingers dart under the pantry door?
OMG I read this too quickly and I thought it was a photo of an actual dick squished under a door! Like, some David Lynch style creepiness. Whew.
Forgive me for asking - was the it the pic or the dick that was ‘comically large’ - I’m not sure from the way you’ve put it.
Nothing to do with the men getting stupider. At least no dumber than some schmuck who spends 20 bucks on the lottery for a 1 in 200 million chance to be a billionaire. I mean, I’m sure at some point in the history of history, that’s worked at least ONCE. Not on anyone I know, though. I can’t think of a more fucked up…
She got a dick pic when it was actually took some effort. I’m grossed out but also I marvel at the work involved. Wow.
My wife once got an actual photograph of some guy’s boner slid under the apartment door. She and her roommate figured it was the creepy morning doorman of their building. She kept it because it was so comically large. Years later, I was trying to find a pen and I stumbled across it and she told me the story. This was…
This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?
Next up: I think ketchup tastes bad, so I don’t eat it: a 7000 word glimpse into the human soul.
Believe it or not — full time jobs.
Inpressive* keep up the good work kid
agreed - but my original comment may not be 100% serious
Meanwhile, in Canada, our new Defense Minister is sworn in;