It was an endless loop of narcissism.

I'm not sure if this counts, but it seems really close... I really love the SCP Foundation stories. Though not part of a preexisting property, there are elements that seem to fit what I perceive as fan fiction... I've lost a lot of sleep reading these.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/

NOPE.jpg.exe.psd.swf.mp4

Yes!!!
WTJ and Yolandi have made a number of references to Neill turning them into movie stars (as well as other shout outs)... I want to have seen this already! I love Die Antwoord and all of their past incarnations, and being able to see a feature film length version of their visual style is a dream come true. This…

"If a dragon finds out he/she has green eyes..."

...I'd gather that nothing happens? Every dragon on the island has seen every other dragon, so they know green eyes exist, and if anything they'd be left wondering if they also had green eyes or if they had eyes of a different color, so no new information is actually…

Oh my god.

I attended a seminar held by these folks one evening at some point around '94 to '96... the precise year eludes me, but I do remember going because at the time I was home from college and lived in a pretty boring little rural town not too far from Baton Rouge.

There was an ad placed in the Baton Rouge paper that had…

When I was in high school my pals and I would creep out to the Myrtles plantation and get loaded (stealthily) hoping to see ghosts or get creeped out. Some of the gang got spooked by it, but the biggest fear was getting caught by the staff.

That was one of the great subtleties of the original... his voice started out with a digital enhancement, but by the end it was totally human.

Suddenly cut-guy... is standing beside me!

It's like this, let's say you're looking at a 20" bmx bicycle, and a 26" 10 speed bicycle, both coasting down a hill at the same speed.

The bike with the bigger wheels is traveling at a lower RPM than the bike with the smaller one. At the point the spokes on the bmx bike become a blur, you can still see the spokes on…

This this this.

...pretty sure all names are nouns.