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A friend of mine pointed out that the TRUS part of Cruz’s campaign logo also stands for “Trans Rectal Ultrasound Scan” which is appropriate considering how big an asshole he is.

Amen. Ahem.

Yeah it’s absolute shite, sticking even a little closer to the source it could have been interesting

Thanks.

It does, it does! Oh yes it does very much so!

Lucy, i mean Tom Ellis can step by my place at any time

“I got to know Caesar very well because we were both on ’60 Minutes,’ we were stablemates. I know how to talk to him.”

It’s them!

I don’t know what that was but I didn’t like it.

Remember that scene early in “Pleasantville” where Tobey Maguire’s character finds out he can magically drain every shot even if he kicks it off a ceiling beam? Then the rest of the team proceeds to sink their practice shots at the same time?

Corden had the perfect opportunity to ask Bow Wow why “Like Mike” ever happened.

“I was asked where I see myself in 5 years.”

Harry Caray, NFL talent scout.

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

GALAXY QUEST WAS AMAZING AND PERFECT AND HOW DARE YOU FORGET IT.

honestly WHAT ARE THE CHANCES they finally found another use for this wig