“I could take that guy.” - Dennis Wideman
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“Just you wait...” - Chris Paul
I was in the middle of typing “Bernie Sandbirds” with a HUGE smirk on my face until I saw this and I now feel incredibly inadequate...
I wish we could go back in time and treat Hanson so much better than we did.
Kelly: Oh, like Amanda Bynes.
“Hail hydra.”
I would literally do anything for that much money at this point in my life. Read a Franzen book? Pssh, I’d let him smash in my knee cap with a Fax machine for $5000.
Elway’s not an idiot. He’s made some mistakes while in charge, butt fumble up his roster? I don’t think he will.
It’s amazing how ignorant people can be in situations like this. Being a parent is one of the most important jobs in the world. If you aren’t up for the task, the child owes you nothing. Regardless of how different it ended up for a completely different person.
E! really needs to get her off the air before she goes too far or says something too damaging.
Are we sure Laverne Cox isn’t available for this kind of show?!?
Heath Evans looked like someone stuffed an oversized Papaya into a suit and called it an Analyst.
The first 7 games he started in, essentially, his entire career were more than serviceable and much better than most Quarterbacks in a similar situation.
Brock didn’t get benched because Manning was better. It was because Manning is Manning.
Is Madonna working with Tim Burton now??
While I agree with you on Corden, I’m not quite sure Fallon is a great example of who does it better. The latter is just as cringeworthy in his interviews, and I’m exhausted watching him play something like Wheel of Impressions just so he can’t crank out another Bob Dylan-voiced singing of Itsy Bitsy Spider.
Unless Adele is every single episode.... No.
Well, shoot.
This kid’s one son of a gun (nut).
I think it was more so “I’m fired if I lose with Brock Osweiler.” Kubiak knew it would be safer for his job security to throw that Sponsor-Loving Forehead out there, even if he lost.