There’s always money in the banana stand

TNG should have established early on (and it would have literally taken one line of dialogue) that Data’s exterior is [insert technobabble word like “bioplasmonic”] which means it will age over time, explaining why Data looked older as Spiner got older.

Unlike me. I’m a great loser. I lose even when people think “there’s no way for this guy to lose in this situation”.

In that case, I will walk this path alone. I wish you well, you who cannot join me.

Why do they hate the 1st Amendment?  Oh yeah, it’s because people can say mean things about them.  Snowflakes!

The government is murdering people at the taxpayer’s expense, but the real issue is skirt length.

The whole site will be a slideshow with a slide for each new article

I watched so you don’t have to:
1 month of expenses in checking minimum

The way you get soldiers out of the way is promoting them to desk jobs.

More than that, they’re obviously going to push for a national ban next time Republicans have control of Congress.

At first I thought it’d be different if it were their daughters but then I realized they’d probably be the ones responsible

I had totally deleted this from memory because it was severely uncomfortable watching a sex scene feature what I had until then thought was a 15-16 year old.

Yeah but there’s a difference between a comic who isn’t to your taste and a straight up, well documented bigot. 

Does it need reprinting, or can we just all agree not to be assholes to teenagers online? 

The Goldbergs is That ‘80s Show.

Season 1: Stuck in the present

I’d actually go the opposite direction. Accept the result. Push the Reedy Creek debt and service onto the Florida counties who have to raise taxes on their residents to service Reedy Creek. Let this play out for long enough that there are plenty of articles about how dumb Desantis is for getting self-owned. Then…

I thought it was deliberately not mentioned because everybody knows it sucks and he sucked in it

Maybe Ursula would do it?

As a certified professor of dickology, I think I can safely say... that’s a shlong.