I am shocked, shocked I say!, that a profanity was uttered in a hockey locker room. Of all places! What’s this fucking world coming to?

I guess “not handing someone your phone” only works for me.

Nice earrings. Bear’s like, “Oooo I’m fancy!”

This happened in Avon? Why, Avon Lady, what long claws you have! Let’s try Summer Scarlet on them this time.

Spirit is far from the only airline to give you their credit card speech.

FOMO is for people under the age of 30. After that, a quiet night alone or with someone you have genuine affection for is often the preferred option.

No. That’s exactly the claim he wants to make. And he’s proud to do so.

I support traditional family values. For instance, my husband just negotiated a marriage contact between our 7 year old daughter and a 45 year old man. And tonight, If my son disobeys again, I will feed him to a bear.

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