I think it was incredibly sweet of her to make it. Probably not how I would’ve chosen to spend eight months of my life....but there are far worse ways to spend one’s time. And she's already a way better knitter than I'll ever be.

“but as God said,

Why the comma?

I can dream, can’t I?

Dear Texas,

“If the ref didn’t want to be assaulted, he shouldn’t have been in that situation. Or dressed that way.”

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.

I think even with a maxed out Zoloft scrip and an hourly dose of nitrous, there would still be a lot of weeping and lying face-down on the floor.